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    Say Cheese!

    You're so luscious, firm, and delicious...I thought about you all the way home...anticipating...salivating...I pull into the driveway and dash up the steps...throw open the front door...kicking the cat out of the way...swooning into the kitchen, I cast open the Kenmore, pull you out of your drawer and, stripping off your wrapper, I raise you to my lips, my creamy delectable little hunk of...





    "I hanker for a hunk of...a slab, a slice, or chunk of...a snack that is a winner...and yet won't spoil my dinner...I hanker for a hunk of cheese!"

    Timer, ABC Afterschool Special, circa 1973


    Reader Comments (2)


    I love cheese. So much.
    Mar 13, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSara
    I know, if I was a mouse I would be dead by now.
    Mar 13, 2007 | Registered CommenterJoey

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