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    Tears from Welker (sung to the tune of “Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton)


    Would you call my name, If I saw you in heaven?

    Would I be in the game, If I saw you in heaven?

    I must play well, and please Giselle

    Cause I know I can catch the ball here in heaven.


    Would you like my route, If I saw you in heaven?

    Would you have no doubt, If you saw me in heaven?

    I’ll score a goal in the Super Bowl

    And I’ll be the game’s hero here in Heaven.


    Tom can stare you down, Tom can throw with ease

    Tom can place the ball and say catch it please, catch it please!


    Giselle will praise the way I play

    And I know there’ll be no more tears from Welker


    Would I please the coach, If he played me in heaven?

    Or be Belichick’s goat, when I flub it in heaven

    I’ll stand up tall and make the haul

    Cause I know I don’t want to bawl

    Here in heaven.


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