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    Saturday
    Mar282009

    New Golf Terms

    I was spring-cleaning my email inbox and found this. Time to get the clubs out!

     

    Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course....

    A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
    A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
    A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
    A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
    A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
    An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with one
    A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
    A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
    A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
    A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
    A 'Rush Limbaugh' - too far right
    A 'Nancy Pelosi' - too far left
    A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly, but still working
    A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
    A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
    A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
    A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
    A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.
    A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole

    Ha! 

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