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    Tuesday
    Jun052007

    The Verdict is In

    So I copped a plea today. I could've gone back to court for possibly up to three more days and beat the "Disorderly Conduct" rap for sitting on Governor Rell's hallway carpet, which seemed a little stiff considering I didn't even fart on it. Our lawyer said we could beat it on the grounds of the First Amendment, whatever that is. But I figured, "Who wants to spend three more days in court?  So I took Option B, which was to perform a day of community service. Maybe I'll get to plant trees. Or feed homeless kittens bottles of warm milk. Or teach little kids how to fly Giant Peace Dove kites. That sounds like fun.

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