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    I Want a New Drug

    Actually, I got a new drug today. Nothing psychedelic, unfortunately. I started a new drug called Byetta which I have to inject into my belly. It's kind of like insulin but it isn't actually insulin. It's supposed to help keep blood sugar under control and also help curb my appetite, so that I can regain my girlish figure of yesteryear. (The only thing girlish about my figure these days are my man-breasts.) So I'm kind of excited about it, to tell the truth. Some people have lost up to 9 pounds every 3 months using Byetta, and the only real side effects are nausea in the first few weeks and possibly low blood sugars. So far so good. Byetta is a synthetic derivative of a substance found in the saliva of Gila Monsters (I'll bet you didn't know that!) so if I start to turn brown and scaly and suddenly take an interest in eating flies, please make me aware of it!gila%20monster.jpg

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