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    Britney Gives Birth

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    An exhausted Britney Spears heads back to the materity ward after hatching her third child into the world, a one-pound, one ounce fuzzy baby son known affectionately as "Stumpy". Sporting Britney's hair and Kevin Federline's feet, Stumpy was quickly whisked away from the Donald T. Duck Memorial Hospital in Beverly Hills, California to an undisclosed location, presumably to the home of Francois Allaire, goaltending consultant for the Anaheim Ducks hockey team. Said one midwife who wished to remain anonymous, "Britney rolled over, took one look at Stumpy, and said, 'Whoops, I did it again. Get that thing outta here. And bring me a glass of Cold Duck.'" Federline could not immediately be reached for comment, although his manager said a statement could be made available once his break is over and he finishes stacking the French Fry bags into the walk-in freezer.





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