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    Popeye Fatally Poisoned by Tainted Spinach

    popeye_half.gifCartoons around the world mourned the death of Popeye the Sailor, 86, who died from e Coli poisoning yesterday after consuming a bag of tainted spinach. Feeling run down during a game of shuffleboard with long time pal Wimpy, Popeye turned to a rogue bag of spinach after misplacing his trademark corncob pipe/spinach can opener. Later last night the famous sailor became so ill that even a large helping of Olive Oyl couldn't help. "Popeye made me who I am today," said nephew George "Sweet Pea" Steinbrenner, now a famous shipping magnate and owner of the New York Yankees. "I may be a ruthless billionaire and the most hated owner in all of Major League Baseball, but I yam what I yam."  With Popeye's sudden passing, cartoon officials declared in a press conference today that the honor of Least Funny Cartoon will now be bestowed upon Viking warrior Hagar the Horrible.

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