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    Saturday
    06Feb2010

    NFL Coach's Rap

    A bartender turned me onto this video by DJ Steve Porter, courtesy of You Tube. Here it is, in honor of tomorrow's Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints.

    Tuesday
    06Oct2009

    Silversun Pickups Coming to Hartford!

    This is really cool. I've been tracking the Silversun Pickups' touring circuit on Facebook ever since falling in love with their song Panic Switch on Radio 104.1, but until now they've been playing either in Europe or in the Midwest. All of a sudden they're making an appearance at the Webster Theater in Hartford on October 20th, with Cage the Elephant and An Horse opening for them. (I've heard of Cage the Elephant, they do that song No Rest for the Wicked. I never heard of An Horse before, and it seems like a strange name for a band, but I suppose it's better than an horse with no name.) As for the SSPU, they seem to be gathering a growing and devoted following, and deservedly so. I listen to a good deal of modern rock despite being on the verge of becoming an old fart, and while some of it is silly and some of it is grating, these guys (and gal) have a real tight sound and all the elements to really bust out in the near future. I'm looking forward to seeing them, even if it is on a Tuesday night. (Blech!)

    Here's a video of their song Substitution that has been nominated for an mTV "Woodie of the Year" award:

     

     

    Monday
    14Sep2009

    Blog, Baby, Blog!

    My daytime computer just got upgraded to Internet Explorer 7, which is still behind the times (I think there's actually an IE8 available) but better than that archaic IE6 I've had to suffer with for the past year. The problem is that Squarespace had upgraded itself right out of the IE6 version, so I couldn't blog during the day anymore. And with beer to drink, TV to watch, and other lofty ambitions to pursue in the evening, who has time to blog anymore? Well, hopefully that'll change now.  Blog, baby, blog!

    Saturday
    01Aug2009

    Tickets On Sale Now!!!

    Announcing the 2009 Miami Dolphins Halftime Extravaganza!

    Featuring the fabulous, singing and dancing Limited Partners:

     

    Gloria Estefan...

     

    J-Lo and Marc Anthony...

     

     

    Special Guests: Dancing with the Stars' Jason Taylor...

     

    ...and headlined by that lovable folk-singing booze-hound,

    Jimmy Buffett

    performing live in Land Shark Stadium!

     

    Singing his new song, DanMarinoville:

    Wasting away again in DanMarinoville

    Wishing we could end our Super Bowl drought

    Some people claim that Tommy Brady's to blame

    But I know, it's our own damn fault.

     

    Die-Hard Dolphins fans, see Bill Parcells weep out loud on the JumboTron! Follow the 3-D aerial cam of Wayne Huzienga laughing all the way to the bank! And...for the first time ever...witness exclusive footage on the FOX Digger-Cam of Joe Robbie rolling over in his grave! (Just be thankful that new owner Stephen Ross didn't sell part of the franchise to ZZ Top, or your venue might've been renamed "Tube Snake Stadium". )

    Tickets are just $99.99 each. And with every purchase you receive--free of charge--admission to one Miami Dolphins NFL game! That's right, they play football there, too! Don't wait--order today!

    Friday
    03Jul2009

    Obama Sells Alaska

    In a surprise move, President Barack Obama announced today the sale of the Great State of Alaska to Russia for a record $1.5 trillion, eclipsing the Louisiana Purchase as America's biggest real estate transaction by $1,499,988,500,000. Not coincidentally, the transaction price equals the cost of the U.S. 2009 deficit combined with the projected cost of Obama's health care plan, returning America to the ranks of the economically viable nations of the world. "Sure, they have a lot of oil up there," Obama told reporters, "but my Curds and Whey Energy plan will make petroleum fuel obsolete by 2012. So what do we need with a giant ice cube like Alaska anyway? To use a basketball analogy, sometimes you just gotta know when to dish off, and I just dished off Alaska in a big way!" When asked if the sale of Alaska was politcally motivated, Obama replied, "You betcha!" A grim Alaskan ex-Governor-to-be Sarah Palin commented on the sale by saying, "I guess our neighbors from British Columbia will be able to see Russian from their porches now."After being told that the sale immediately annexed Alaska into the rebuilding Soviet Union, Palin said, "At least they don't have dirty old men like David Letterman in Moscow." The shocking transaction comes justdays after the nucular obliteration of Hawaii by North Korean wingnut Kim Jong-Il, the crater from which backfilled with water faster than Steve McGarrett could say, "Book em, Dano." In related news, sales of 48-star American flags on E-bay have jumped tenfold in the past three hours....