Tears from Welker (sung to the tune of “Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton)
Would you call my name, If I saw you in heaven?
Would I be in the game, If I saw you in heaven?
I must play well, and please Giselle
Cause I know I can catch the ball here in heaven.
Would you like my route, If I saw you in heaven?
Would you have no doubt, If you saw me in heaven?
I’ll score a goal in the Super Bowl
And I’ll be the game’s hero here in Heaven.
Tom can stare you down, Tom can throw with ease
Tom can place the ball and say catch it please, catch it please!
Giselle will praise the way I play
And I know there’ll be no more tears from Welker
Would I please the coach, If he played me in heaven?
Or be Belichick’s goat, when I flub it in heaven
I’ll stand up tall and make the haul
Cause I know I don’t want to bawl
Here in heaven.